Yeah, fuck bitches and get money
Just slow down, baby.
i. ii. iii. iv. v. vi.
Shannon.20.Single.College Student. Band Geek.
You have to be odd to be number one.

Dr. Seuss

This changed me

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I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post





the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

oh my god

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I’m an adult, but not like a real adult

anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)


why get thinner when you can get more dinner

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Things I Need

  • good skin
  • $$$$$
  • a tall boy that will worship me and tell me i’m pretty 
  • 100 cats

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remember in 2012 when that lady tried restoring that painting of jesus



i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

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He was never going to love her more than he did on the day they said good-bye.

Eleanor & Park (via midnight-bleue)




How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”

any specific movie you want a link to?

not really i used to have a streaming site where everything was there and watchable but i forget the link. it was like project free tv but for movies. 

So l liked a post from so long ago about a movie master post and its just buried and i cant find it

can anyone link me to sites that are good for streaming movies or even one of the materposts of movies? 

I wanna do bad things to you, but good things for you.

sm0keandfxck (via mofobian)


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