Yeah, fuck bitches and get money
Just slow down, baby.
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Shannon.20.Single.College Student. Band Geek.


 Shannibals Munchin'
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brendon urie in 2006: Good evening ladies and gentlemen! Thank you so very much for attending this evening
brendon urie in 2014: im gonna FUCK every SINGLE one of you

revoult:

it’s getting really annoying how eating makes you gain weight

awkwardvagina:

theres only 4 months left of this year and if that doesnt freak you out then youre lying

hoekage:

somebody needs to fucking kiss me

piplups:

who wants to make out with me for like 4 hours

my mom: it's 11 go to sleep
me: actually its 10:58

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

quinngingerlove:

archicide:

"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone

Plus the sequel “we never got closure”

And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”

deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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astonishingly:

buffering more like suffering