I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed
no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed
this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
oh my god
why get thinner when you can get more dinner
Things I Need
- good skin
- a tall boy that will worship me and tell me i’m pretty
- 100 cats
remember in 2012 when that lady tried restoring that painting of jesus
i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time
How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.
How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”
not really i used to have a streaming site where everything was there and watchable but i forget the link. it was like project free tv but for movies.
So l liked a post from so long ago about a movie master post and its just buried and i cant find it
can anyone link me to sites that are good for streaming movies or even one of the materposts of movies?