Yeah, fuck bitches and get money
Just slow down, baby.
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Shannon.20.Single.College Student. Band Geek.
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actionables:

today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a 'compliment') and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with 'saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger' and when he tried to defend himself saying his dick was big enough I told him that it doesn’t count if he shoved two thirds of it in his personality and he just looked at me completely defenseless AND BASICALLY I STOLE THAT LINE FROM HERE BUT I SLAYED

(Source: actionables)

Normality is a paved road. It’s comfortable to walk along, but no flowers grow on it.

Vincent van Gogh (via psych-facts)

nintendoggystyle:

what beautiful weather outside im gonna close the curtains

lordofthejohnlock:

my celebrity crushes always start with “who the hell is this” and always turn into “that’s his right nostril I can tell”

bootycaller:

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

(Source: tiredestprincess)

leopard-cub:

tumblr literally defies all things i’ve been taught:

  • don’t talk to strangers
  • don’t make friends online
  • don’t do anything stupid

officialronstoppable:

i might be fake but at least i never turned on gabriella to impress my basketball team : /

(Source: fuckinggirlpower)